"If you can remember how many cats you have, you don't have enough." --Unknown
"Cats don't bark and act brave when they see something small in fur or feathers, they kill it. Dogs tend to bravado. They're braggarts. In the great evolutionary drama the dog is Sergeant Bilko, the cat is Rambo."
--James Gorman
"Never underestimate the power of a purr." --Anonymous
"All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats." --Steven Wright
"Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place." --Paul Gray
"Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: When fat, arrange yourself in slim poses." --John Weitz
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in the water bowl." --Penny Ward Moser
"The difference between a cat and a dog: A dog thinks: They feed me, they shelter me, they love me, they must be gods. A cat thinks: They feed me, they shelter me, they love me, I must be GOD." --Unknown
"Cats have an infallible understanding of total concentration -- and get between you and it." --Arthur Bridges
"Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels, and their bath towels look a collection of knitting mistakes." --Eric Gurney
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." --Missy Dizick