"Cats know how we feel; they just don't give a damn." --Unknown
"Okay, cats will never bring you pictures they've drawn in school, but they may give you a dead mouse. What parent could resist that gift?" --Terri L. Haney
"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer." --Paula Poundstone
"A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other." --Blaga Dimitrova
"Cats never feel threatened. They are genetically incapable of accepting that anyone could possibly dislike anything as perfect as a cat." --Kathy Young
"Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?" --Bette Midler
"Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won't even let you throw them." --Unknown
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Anonymous
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while, I was a suspect." --Steven Wright
"A cat will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds." --Unknown
"While you might see a cat on a hot tin roof, a dog on a hot tin roof would be yowling its head off." --Dr. Bruce Fogle
"If you put down food and the cat eats, it's hungry. If it doesn't, it isn't." --Larry Madrid
"Cats are just little hair factories." --James Davis, D.V.M.
"Places to look: behind the books in the bookshelf, any cupboard with a gap too small for any cat to squeeze through, the top of anything sheer, under anything too low for a cat to squash under and inside the piano."
--Roseanne Ambrose-Brown